i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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