His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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