I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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