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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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