it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
vagina is talking i cant
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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