whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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