i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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