You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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