been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The power of my boobs compel you
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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