exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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