Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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