69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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