You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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