You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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