my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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