Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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