Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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