i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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