O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i will never coherently bang her
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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