I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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