I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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