Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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