wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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