can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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