So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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