It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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