Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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