D3 body, D1 cock
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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