That's intense
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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