I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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