Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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