when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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