Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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