uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I understand Curling. That high.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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