Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
it's like heaven, but drunker
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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