Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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