Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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