You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I have post one night stand depression
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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