Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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