I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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