come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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