also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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