Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She's the barista slut.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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