And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Randomize
