I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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