Just mADE A PArabola og urine
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
