Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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