no. you can't hotbox the world.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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