with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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