How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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