"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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