the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
